Texas Moon

October 19, 2008, 7:47 pm
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This sums it right up….

 I’m voting Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

 I’m voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.

 I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

 I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

 I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

 I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

 I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

 I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.

 They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

 I’m voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

 I’m voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view. ‘A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don’t own’ – William F. Carling –

P.S.: If I get a nasty email back, I’ll know I made a mistake and sent it to a Democrat who doesn’t think it’s as funny as I do!!!

My fellow Democrats
October 19, 2008, 4:10 pm
Filed under: houston | Tags: , ,

NOW i hear it on CNN and the houston chronicle o there in love with Barack Obama the chosen one – for hope and change . I see it comming anti white law,no right to bear arms,homosex marrige enforced,sucking up to the russians,u make to much money u have to share it with all. They make like BARACK is going to save the country and dont care about what he said to the Germans.

O yea the young people think OBAMA is cool – hes young  and Mcain is prehistroic. Well i tell u this  what i said will come true. A marxist gov of the USA. U think u will get rid of this hell no. UNless AMERICANS WAKE UP !    

dog does mex guard near wirt road
October 19, 2008, 12:18 pm
Filed under: dallas | Tags: , , ,


Hello i said i had this weird picture. This mexican guard is at the statue of liberty on  kepmee street and had his pants down while this gernam sheaperd dog is licking cum from the guards dong. Its a good story .

WIsh a fat lady from canada would do me that favor. Or the one near Huntsville that plays come on games would . No dogs dont do that.

May be a female catfish in the paluxy river would do that.

North West Houston
October 19, 2008, 9:04 am
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Is there a group thats over 50 and single near the 290 area. I looked at the Spring Branch Community center and they dont have nothing like that .

frog mexcan dance in Austin,Texas
October 19, 2008, 6:33 am
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For one thing catfish cant stand being in that cave or hovel not to long. The deal is they dont like learin how to make a research paper,xhtml,basic programming,parajava. Cause if catfish does some thing its rong. O that security bs jobs made me so fin lazy. Its hard to get out of old ways. 

Hells bells there is things to do right here get that crap out of the bend and speerate it .

Just contimue the old ways. Working as a bozo guard and see where it leads. Its just a dead end. DO those reports till hell freezes over watch time evaporate .         

Why Vote ?
October 19, 2008, 6:23 am
Filed under: San Marcos | Tags: , , ,

Looks like this will be the last President election for the USA.  Just let the tree loving and global warmers and the rest of the democratic party have there way . Elect the chosen one – OUR HOLY GOD OBAMA for hope and change change change  change. There will be change all right. The kind of change u dont want. Ever heard of KARL MARX . 

I dont like Mcain either. But the news media acts like BARACK OBAMA is the President already with out a election. There not saying his real intentions are. Im not a fin red neck and i dont do poliy ticks much. But hells bells wake up ! George Mcgovern was not a communist. All he wanted was the end of that blood bath in Viet Nam.

Now this racist marxist OBAMA that clams not to be with that racist church thats a dam lie and on and on it goes. Remember what he said to the GERMANS.    YEA remember what i said about revoluton it might happen so our country can be the land of the free and the home of the brave.